fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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