Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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