I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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