the day after is always just damage control
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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