From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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