Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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