go do what you do best...puke behind churches
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Shitshow foam night was such a success
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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