OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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