Whod you bang
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
You can't just leave with hair like that
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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