YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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