That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
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