please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
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