Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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