Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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