I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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