Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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