just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Can i not drive my cunt home
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
They took my balls.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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