Just fell off a train. Bad.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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