So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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