Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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