that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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