oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
please come you make the beer taste better
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Randomize
