What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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