I'll bet she douches with gravy.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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