Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Randomize
