Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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