You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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