Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I declared today 'Have a Bloody Mary Naked Day'. Why? Because I'm hungover, thirsty & don't want to bother putting on clothes.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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