And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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