we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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