how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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