I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
