I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
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