i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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