When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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