Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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