Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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