It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
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