just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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