Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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