You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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