you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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