why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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