you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I fill condoms, not promises.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Randomize
