Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
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