Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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