I wish i was in the wii world.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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