We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
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