And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Randomize
