This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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