you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
